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I know we’re usually fun and games here, but something has been bothering me.
Something so bizarre that we decided to do a full-fledged investigation. I’m Emile Ennis Jr. and this is “Does Trisha Paytas own a chair?: An investigation”
I mean, she’s NEVER sitting on a proper chair
Not in her Youtube videos
Not in her Insta photos
Before you go down and make a comment, I know she KNOWS what a chair IS
She sits in them all the time
Just never in her own house
And I’m convinced she’s never bothered to actually BUY one
Who knows. Maybe her floor is super comfy
and this guy’s lap is Free.99
Look, in 2015 she tweeted “in my own little corner, in my own little chair” along with this picture…but WHERE IS THE CHAIR
She eats on the floor
She cries on the floor
The floor. Is. Her. Happy. Place.
“Sitting on my kitchen floor with nothing to do. Feeling the air conditioning come through. That’s a song.”
And don’t worry guys, it’s definitely clean.
“okay that’s good enough”
Look, all I’m saying is that maybe Trisha knows something that we don’t know.
Does she own a chair? Well, we won’t know for sure until we go see her house ourselves. So Trisha, what do you say? Let’s do a vlog together. I’ll bring the chicken nuggets.
If I missed any evidence that she doesn’t own a chair, please let me know in the comments below! I’ll add them to my collection. And I don’t want to hear from ANY chair truthers!
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